your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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