In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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