Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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