in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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