We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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