We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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