But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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