Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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