She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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