gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
