you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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