am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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