Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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