Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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