Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
