haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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