Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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