: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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