I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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