i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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