these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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