Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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