Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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