This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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