We need to rekindle our bromance
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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