I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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