Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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