I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The struggles of a small town man whore
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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