If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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