remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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