If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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