Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
