Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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