Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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