I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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