i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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