the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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