You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
"it" just moved
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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