is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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