Just mADE A PArabola og urine
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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