Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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