Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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