She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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