apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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