I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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