he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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