She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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