I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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