i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize
