My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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