Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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